This week, America was forced to take a stance on cargo shorts, we learned about how Donald Trump sees people, and Ben Carson has an interesting take on the Khan controversy.

A national conversation about cargo shorts took the internet by storm. Writers responded.

This is a really important White House petition.

...what was in that taco bowl?

Ben Carson has the hottest #HotTake of the week.

Florida Man strikes again.

I bet you forgot about this guy.

This week in not The Onion:

Finally, this 11 year old:

"I've been watching the news lately and I've been noticing lately that you've been kind of softening up on Mr. Trump's policies and words. Is this going to be your role in the administration?"