Ha: Obama finally finds a leader worth bowing to.
And incredibly fair and in-depth profile of NY Tea Partiers. Hey, they're not bigots!
Pelosi puts her Social Security blinders on, criticizes Paul Ryan.
Aha! SNOOKIGATE!
"Uncle Sam's bean counters offered a sober warning this week. The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office reported: 'Growing budget deficits will cause debt to rise to unsupportable levels ... there is no identifiable tipping point of debt relative to GDP indicating that a crisis is likely or imminent. But all else being equal, the higher the debt, the greater the risk of such a crisis.'"
Fashion jobs are the new green jobs! "One table wanted to talk about politics, but a lot of people wanted to talk about stimulating jobs in the fashion industry," said an insider. "Obama was interested in what they had to say, talked about fashion and mentioned his suit designer in Chicago." Senior advisor Valerie Jarrett trailed the president throughout the evening. "She sat at all the tables and took copius[sic] notes on what they were saying," said our source.
Watch out: Robert Gibbs tries to be funny.
Also, he's still talking about Rush Limbaugh. Effective.
Ruth Marcus: Hey, teachers' unions really are kind of lame and self-involved, huh?