"Take off your make-up you damn trollop." - Puppet John McCain upon entering "The Daily Show's" studio on Wednesday night. Host Jon Stewart pointed out that the real Sen. John McCain's crankiness had gone off the charts and introduced a new Daily Show segment entitled "Let's All Stand on John McCain's Lawn." Stewart then introduced Puppet John McCain (similar to Puppet Michael Steele) who swore at, and gave the middle finger to, the Daily Show host.