Want more proof that the Salahis are always in some sort of trouble? Their dog, Rio Salahi, joined Facebook this week, which is not allowed.

"Maintaining a pet or animal Facebook Profile is a violation of our terms of use," Facebook's manager of Public Policy Communications Andrew Noyes explained. "Similarly, it's a violation of our policies to use a fake name or operate under a false identity."

Noyes suggested that Rio try "Dogbook" instead.

Rio, a 9-year-old Doberman pinscher, likes bones, treats, back rubs and prosciutto. The profile also boasts that the dog is "the hottest & sexiest character in Real Housewives of DC -- (besides Michaele of course ;) WOOF!"

Rio's masters, Tareq and Michaele Salahi, did not respond to a request for comment.