Tired of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? Not ideological enough to support a third-party candidate like Jill Stein or Gary Johnson? Well, don't let your heart be troubled any further because a pedophile killer clown has announced his bid for the presidency -- but no, really.
Uncle Touchy The Pedophile Serial Killer Clown filed the paperwork with the Federal Election Commission on Wednesday to run as an independent candidate for president.
A killer clown is by far the strangest candidate running for president, but not the only one who looks odd.
Former daytime TV personality Temperance Lancecouncil is running an independent bid under the Anti-Hypocrisy Party.
There's also two old, white guys running under the Prohibition Party, and they look exactly like you would expect.
Left-wingers have a ton of candidates to pick from -- Not only is there Clinton and Stein, but there's also the Party of Socialism and Liberation, Socialist Party USA, Socialist Equality Party, Socialist Workers Party, and the Workers World Party.
Then there's a guy name Joe Exotic, a guy who loves tigers and is on the ballot in Oklahoma.
So if you're #NeverTrump or #NeverHillary, you have plenty of choices.