There was a time when it was true that some things go without saying. Don't cross the road without checking traffic. Don't drink and drive. Don't put peas in your guacamole.
But the New York Times is progressive, pushing boundaries, redefining categories. It used to be news. Now they've moved on to the most essential part of human existence: guacamole.
Rightfully, shots were fired in the direction of a New York Times article suggesting -- you guessed it --putting peas in your guacamole.
This is an issue we can all get behind -- right, left, whatever. President of the United States, 22-year-old girl, or even brother of George Bush, there is only one moral stance to take.
respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic. https://t.co/MEEI8QHH1V— President Obama (@POTUS) July 1, 2015
i am glad the newspaper industry is failing. @nytimes— debbie carrie (@CarriePotter_) July 1, 2015
Jeb said it best.
You don't put peas in guacamole https://t.co/kG3ewrVv6f— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) July 1, 2015
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