This is doggone hysterical.

Jimmy Kimmel celebrated the Fourth of July on his show Thursday night, describing Independence Day as "a time to come together to eat American hamburgers, to drink American beer and to be driven home drunk by a foreign Uber driver."

The comedian honored the BBQ-centric holiday by spotlighting the most outrageous hot dog cooking gadgets advertised on cable television, which included the "Dog Dicer," "Big Hot Dog" and the "Happy Hot Dog Man."

Watch below.