Jeb Bush saw Sharknado 3 and now he's just really confused, and has turned to the American people, begging "Please help me."
Needed a quick explainer on this #Sharknado3 thing @mcuban http://t.co/MfXqQBelbw— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) July 24, 2015
@mcuban @SyfyTV I already caught 10 minutes of it I don't know if watching more will bring additional clarity— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) July 24, 2015
Since apparently Mark Cuban was being totally unhelpful, Jeb sent out a plea to America at large, explaining in a video:
I get to the hotel, like, 10:30 last night and I turn, I’m flipping around, looking at the cable stations and there’s this thing called Sharknado. And I think I see Ann Coulter as vice president of the United States, it’s kind of weird. And there’s sharks coming out of the sky. People are getting killed. The White House is being collapsed. The Washington Monument is going down. And lo and behold, Mark Cuban is the President of the United States! This is the strangest show I’ve ever seen. What is going on? And then I find out this is the third version of this.
“Please help me, give me some information about what’s going on,” he asks. “I’m culturally illiterate, apparently.”