You know when your friends mysteriously don't want to listen to your excruciatingly-detailed accounts of your last work trip/diet/feelings in general?
Amy Schumer has the perfect solution--ListenAlert! At the press of a button, someone will listen to your most mundane story and fake rapt attention.
They still won't listen to your dreams, though--because "we are not saints."
Inside Amy Schumer
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