"I have always believed I am a Libra and now I am Virgo. I have to accept it and will now focus on abolishing the death tax as a result of my new zodiac sign." -- Americans for Tax Reform head Grover Norquist responding to the unerving news that astronomers have "restored" the original Babylonian zodiac resulting in different signs for many of us during a phone call with Yeas & Nays on Thursday evening.