"Welcome to The Tonight Show, or as Comcast calls us, The Expendables! As you may have heard, our parent company has downsized The Tonight Show. And we've consistently been No. 1 in the ratings. And if you know anything about our network, that kind of thing is frowned upon."

-- "The Tonight Show" host Jay Leno, addressing layoffs at his show in the past week. The show cut 20 employees despite being the top rated late night show.