Americans for Tax Reform head Grover Norquist's resolution for 2011: "To avoid expensive and time-consuming new hobbies such as golf or cocaine." Rep. Eric Cantor's, R-Va., resolution for 2011:

"Professionally to make the most of the golden opportunity that the new Republican Majority has been given and personally to make sure that I talk with my three kids each day -- whether by phone, text or IChat/GoogleTalk."

(Cantor has two kids in college and one in his senior year of high school.)